Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Awkward girls have awkward moments...


Lets just get right to the point, Adri and I know that we can be a bit awkward or embarrassing at times, but at least we make the best of it! Here are are some of our memories to give you a good laugh, just like they gave us! 

Situation 1:
While Adri and I were enjoying a few beverages with some locals, we got on the conversation of how annoying the birds are in Australia. You will not understand until you actually experience the infuriating, loud shrieks that sound like a car alarm exploded as your wake up call every morning… Anyways, while explaining to them the difference in sounds, I thought it would be a grand idea to actually imitate the American birds. I stated, “Please excuse me, but ours sound like this (begin squawking)!” I honestly don’t know what I thinking before I started making bird noises at those guys, I just thought it would justify the difference… Apparently not, because they ended up leaving the table about five minutes after. Sorry I’m not sorry you don’t understand our awkwardness.

Situation 2:
After having an adjustment of jet lag and being hit with the scorching sun, we decided it was finally time to get dressed up and make our way to the city! We were SO excited that we got to be somewhere that we could wear heels and not be looked at like a bimbo. So there we were, looking citified and quite cute I might add! As we were wondering our way down a city street feeling confident in the fact that we haven’t tripped yet, we kept on moving. Then, about thirty seconds later… wait for it… Adri took a little tumble to the concrete. We must have jinxed ourselves! Of course, being the great friend that I am, I busted out in laughter as she brushed that off. She didn’t even want to look back to see if anyone had seen her fall, but I did… and they were. Constantly throughout the day, we’d randomly break out laughing super hard and know exactly what we were thinking. At that moment, it might have been embarrassing, but she was a trooper! Lets face it; it definitely gave us something to be entertained with the rest of the day!

Situation 3:
The other day, Adri and I were sitting at a bar when we ended up meeting a group of locals. We made friendly conversation with them and finally realized that we had found normal, not creepy, younger guys! So of course, we had to take the offer of going to a concert with them, right? Well, being the adventurous people that we are, we thought so! We left the bar and ventured through the city only to find ourselves at another, seemed to be normal bar. They ended up paying our way through and that’s when we walked through the doors to notice that normal would be an understatement. We were now at a HEAVY METAL concert. Yes, these two little Americans that are used to George Strait were now very awkwardly trying to understand what each scream meant coming out of the “lead singer”. I don’t even think you can consider them as lead singers… but whatever floats your boat. Songs came and went and by this time, we were just making our own words up of what we though they were trying to say… And for some reason, we came up with them yelling “RAIDER! POWER!”. Yep, we were totally those little college girls yelling our school chant instead of that rubbish they were (I honestly think they were better lyrics that the originals). By this point, we got a little tired of banging our heads too hard to the awesome tunes, so we decided it was time we “go to the restroom”. We were off to make a plan in the restroom and just as we opened the door we see an unexpected sight of two men standing at the mirror… umm, excuse me; you must be confused with yourself, because this is the ladies bathroom! No offense, but I don’t think you will ever find these two girls at another hard rock metal concert anymore. Obviously, this was just not our cup of tea!

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